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  • Halloween Poem

    Here's one of my oldest poems, I wrote it when I was 12 so please forgive me for it's simplicity.

    Halloween

    halloween

    As October nears its end and November looms,
    Be wary of dark figures floating past full moons.
    Treat the little monsters but at your peril, trick,
    'Case the devil sends the lady on a black broomstick.
    And by the closed front door, a pumpkin place,
    To ward off ghosts and goblins with its scary face.
    For when the darkness falls at that can be seen
    Are supernatural spirits haunting Halloween.

    © Frances Pallett

    Have a happy and safe Halloween all, and remember don't open the door if you don't want to :>:>:>:>

  • Grandad and the Breadcrumb

    It's been a while since my last post, so I hope you will all forgive me now that I am back in the world of the written word.

    Here's a comical poem for a Friday lunchtime, enjoy and have a good weekend all :)

    Grandad and the Breadcrumb

    In the crinkled crease of Grandad’s smile,
    A breadcrumb sat to rest a while,
    Nestling in his greyed moustache
    The toasted morsel found a lodge.
    I wondered whether I should say
    A wayward crumb had lost its way?
    But decided that instead I’d watch
    To see the crumb become dislodged.

    Grandad coughed and cleared his throat,
    Oblivious to the speck of loaf,
    Still anchored in his grizzled hairs,
    Devoid of purpose, wish or care.
    But as he delved into the butter
    The toasted crumb began to flutter.
    Up and down with every breath,
    Clinging on until the death.

    Gingerly, as if tempting fate
    Grandad, quick, refilled his plate.
    Piles and piles of crumbs, I feared
    Would soon be heading for his beard,
    Plastered thick in strawberry jam
    And draped with rind from roasted ham.
    In Grandad’s whiskers, who could know
    How many crumbs had made their home?

    Armed with knife and low-fat spread
    Grandad set upon his bread,
    Sloshing jam and slicing fast,
    Determined that the fun should last.
    But how I longed to make him sneeze
    And watch the crumb fall in the cheese.
    Yet still the speck refused to lurch,
    Stuck fast on its wiry perch.

    Then all at once, amidst the chatter,
    The crumb sank slowly to the platter.
    Floating down without a sound,
    The tiny dot espied firm ground.
    But Grandad, using two stout fingers,
    Scoured the plate for all that lingered
    A with a lick, a wipe and gulp
    The poor breadcrumb was turned to pulp.

    © Frances Pallett

  • Here's one I made earlier!

    Meant to post this poem earlier this morning, as it is pretty irrelevant now, but what with work, picking up son from nursery and taking said son (scared and bewildered) to dentist, I haven't had chance. Better late than never though, here's one I made earlier:

    I'm really rather sleepy

    I’m really rather sleepy,
    I’d go as far to say
    That my body’s walking freely
    But my head’s not yet awake.
    My fingertips are snoozing,
    Hanging limply from my hands,
    As I try to type a blog entry
    That none will understand.

    I’m really rather sleepy,
    Though I slept til half past eight
    And I’d rather not be woken
    From this semi-drowsy state.
    If I could keep on dreaming
    I’d crawl straight back into bed
    But my brain has other things in mind
    Like reading posts instead.

    I’m really rather sleepy
    But perhaps I’ll give it time.
    Perhaps in half an hour or so
    I’ll find I’m feeling fine.
    And if the foggy clouds of slumber
    Still beckon me at three,
    You can bet, under the duvet
    Is where you’ll all find me!

    © Frances Pallett

    Who said poetry needs to be read in context! Have a pleasant evening all :)

  • First cut - a story in 100 words

    Thanks to la_spice for providing the title for this one :)

    Here we go, then, another story in 100 words, except this time I have departed from the norm somewhat and gone for poetry rather than prose with comic rather than serious undertones.

    Hope you enjoy :o

    First Cut

    hairdressing scissors

    Toni Blain was seventeen

    Her world revolved around glamour.

    She changed her face, her hair, her clothes,

    For fashion, she did clamour.

    She hated school, she left last year

    And lived a life of ease.

    ‘Til her parents demanded more from her

    Than 2 measly GCSEs.

    So Toni, keen to live at home,

    Went off in search of work

    And found a little hair salon

    Where chit-chat was the perk.

    And so she trained and gained

    Respect whilst frothing in shampoo,

    Til they let her make her first cut

    And she drove the scissors through.

    © Frances Pallett

    I think that just about completes the 100-word story challenge and well done to all of you who took up the mantle for the 50-word mini sagas. I might get around to writing another one of those myself, time permitting, if not I'll be thinking about the next writing challenge so watch this space :roll:

  • The next challenge - Mini Sagas!

    Ok, so not one to dwell on anything too long and yes I know I still have one 100 word story yet to write :)) I have decided to challenge you all to write a mini saga.

    If you thought 100-word stories were challenging then wait until you try to fit a story into 50 words!

    Yes, that is the mini saga, an incredibly short tale and a hair-pulling experience for the author.

    To give you an idea, here's a mini saga I wrote some time ago:

    A Farmers Wife

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    Tall and lean Jim met short and fat Cynthia.

    They endured 40 years of marital bliss, he enjoyed gardening, she liked chips...

    Until one day his potatoes didn't come up to scratch, so she buried him under his vegetable plot and eloped to Jersey with an old, bald farmer.

    © Frances Pallett

    Any new challenges are welcome and in the meantime, for anybody who wants to accept my challenge here are a few titles:

    Midnight Molasses

    The Girl with the Pink Hair

    Grumpy old Men

    A Barnyard Affair

    Have fun :)

  • When John loved the Whale - a story in 100 words

    Thanks to Redflaw for this challenging title! As promised, here is another story in 100 words.

    Enjoyed writing it, so hope you enjoy reading it.

    When John loved the Whale

    whale

    John was tired of being ten.

    Too old for crying, too young to be taken seriously.

    John’s dreams reached above his parents semi-detached, suburban, 2.4 lifestyle to the big world beyond.

    The annual family holiday, introduced him to fishing and whale watching. And in the ocean John had found his calling.

    30 years later, standing on the decaying pier, watching boats cruise past and carrying the laptop case that signified his mundane work as an IT technician, he thought only of being ten again.

    When he ached to be older and fulfil his dreams.

    When John loved the whale.

    © Frances Pallett

  • The Old Boot - a story in 100 words

    Thanks to la_spice for providing me with another challenging title for a story in 100 words.

    Hope my writing does it justice :)

    The Old Boot

    old boot

    My strongest childhood memories are my Father’s fisherman tales.

    Then, the port of Lucklorth bustled with trawlers, clanking lobster baskets and Father, aboard the Old Boot, bringing in his catch.

    The boat was affectionately named after my Mother and her enthusiasm for darning everything, including footwear. Father could buy just one new boot and make a good pair.

    She left, whilst he was out at sea and I was scouring rock pools.

    I never saw her again, her infectious smile, her caring eyes.

    She said he loved the sea.

    But he loved the Old Boot most of all.

    © Frances Pallett

  • Another story in 100 words - Hidden Treasure

    Many thanks to la_spice, my blog friend, for providing me with the title for another story in 100 words. It's not as easy as it sounds U-( but if anyone else would like to challenge me, please feel free to send me a title and I'll get writing!

    Hidden Treasure

    They said I was getting fat.

    I said baggy was the fashion.

    Who were my parents to dictate what I ate anyway?

    I had fat friends. I had thin friends. I had a boyfriend they didn’t know about.

    As I sat, alone, in the sterile waiting room, I felt they didn’t know me either.

    Cool gel oozed on my plumpness, ‘It’s a girl’ she said. My precious girl.

    She couldn’t stay my secret forever.

    Her ‘parents’ will collect her from the delivery suite. I’ll be her first kiss and first goodbye.

    But like well hidden treasure, she’ll be mine to find.

    © Frances Pallett

    For anyone who has bothered to count the words, yes I know there are 101, but la I hope you can forgive me :)

  • Holiday time

    For all those who will soon be jetting off to sunnier climes (which right now could mean anywhere!) and to rekindle memories of holidays past, I give you this poem:

    Holiday Time

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    Holiday time,
    Financial whine,
    Plane to catch
    Shoes to match?
    Sun, surf and sea
    Waiting for me.
    Crashing waves,
    All-night raves.
    Beach body bared
    Public beware!
    Tiny thongs
    Hide no wrongs.
    Each day begun,
    With warming sun.
    Midday heat
    Melting feet.
    Watch! oversized
    And scary-eyed
    Big insects
    Bite and peck.
    Factor twenty
    Should be plenty.
    From the top…
    Slip, slap, slop.
    Reserved sunbeds
    Summon hot heads,
    Tempting sleep
    Time will keep.
    Sandcastles brave
    The swooping waves.
    Flags full mast,
    Nothing lasts.
    Cocktails all round?
    Sparklers abound.
    Drinks ablaze,
    Children dazed.
    Fall sound asleep
    Cockroaches creep.
    Out to play,
    Dart away.
    Two weeks of this;
    Relaxing bliss,
    Almost gone.
    Nights left: one.
    And so ‘til dawn,
    ‘Til early morn,
    Cases crammed,
    Coaches jammed,
    We wait. We sing.
    Take it all in.
    Teary eyes,
    Say goodbyes.
    Some last snapshots
    And that’s your lot.
    Roll on next year
    T’will soon be here.

    © Frances Pallett

  • A dragonfly took a liking to my freshly washed jeans

    A poem dedicated to a wonderful moment, to sharing nature; for only in poetry can we truly appreciate what it is we see.

    A Dragonfly took a liking to my freshly washed jeans

    dragonfly

    A dragonfly took a liking to my freshly washed jeans.
    Hung out on the line,
    In fitful sunshine.

    It landed, proudly displaying its clear gossamer wings,
    Holographic gleams
    Of shimmering green.

    Closer and closer I edged towards its graceful beauty,
    Amazed at the sight
    Of one not in flight.

    Minutes passed, I dwelled with the eternity of silence
    And to memory,
    Wrote each quality.

    A tiny work of art, dappled with vibrant elegance.
    Small sections knitted,
    Perfectly fitted.

    My jeans were dry but I lingered to gaze at the splendour.
    Privileged to see
    Nature so closely.

    Then the breeze tickled my neck and as quickly as it came
    Wings fluttered and left
    To find jeans still wet.

    © Frances Pallett

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